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Hey what's happening Z

What's that you're battling me

Well actually

You're about to meet my gatling pea

I send you back to sleep

You can come and take a dirt nap with me

You must be low on chloroplasts

Because your raps are weak

I'm causing a solar eclipse

For the whole of your clique

So nobody's growing an inch

'Til I roll over you

Pins

You've got all the greens roots and pea shooters

So it's kind of ironic that your efforts seem fruitless

We're zombies

Yeah you better be very scared of us

Because just for you we're temporarily vegetarians

Player

Yeah but comparing

Plants vs zombies

Is apples and oranges

Zombies

That's cos we're opposites

Capitalists and communists

Capulets and montagues

Come on just be honest dude

You can't do half the practical shit that monty don't

Could do

I'm the sweetest glucose producer

The yonkers of conkers

Odd fuschia

Bring your whole ground force

I mow down foes

True to my roots so don't doubt I won't go

Down low

Oh wow whoa

The grass is always greener

Don't doubt yo

My raps is always meaner

Baseball star with my face all scarred

I will raid your garden and take your car

And by car I mean brains

But brains didn't rhyme

That's why I said that I would take your car

Mate I'm a gar

Gantuar

Really I was thinking what a w****r you are

Zombies

Plants vs zombies

Zombies

Plants vs zombies

Seriously zombies are the best

Hit you with mushrooms

Pow

Leave a mushroom cloud

That's one fewer task that I must do now

Feel the flower power of my power flower

Our powers combined will keep you routed for hours

The jack bauer of flowers

Attack towers I'll clout you

I smack cowboys and doubters

Pirates and parrots

Keep them out of my house

Raa

Ha haha ha

Man I laugh at your ballads

Hmm what's on the menu

I think I'm having a salad

Traverse your astroturf

'Til the dirt is a path and I'll prove

I'm the top rapper in the popcap back catalogue dude

Yay

When you all attacked I'd have thought you must be

Insane

If it weren't for the mutual lack of a functioning

Brain

It ain't wise to go against the grain

I'm a thorn in your side causing no end of

Pain

It's a joke you think your flowers are powerful

Ha ha

You know the tower defence

I know the tau of war

Whoa

That's a lie that's a lie

You're just cadavers in morgues

Zombies

But you could even be defeated by a shambling corpse

Oh

Zombies

Plants vs zombies

Zombies

Plants vs zombies

Oh

Call me a bonehead

'Cause you can see the bone in my head

Call me a cone head

Because I put a cone on my head

Yeah

I don't need to be clever

My lines are so nice check it

Urgh

We're kind of concise

And I'm not entirely sure

Why there are hordes of violent corpses

At the side of the lawn either

But we are inclined to use force

Well I'd say that you brainless failures

Were a pain in the anus

But that ain't the way that I do away with

My waste 'cuz

If you ain't hearing this

I make you face my acespearagus

There ain't a way that I can make it clearer

Than this

Liches should know

I ditch the bitches and hoes

For ditches and hoes

And so I'm soaking you pricks with my hose

Ha

I'll murderize you

You're in deep shit now

Fertilizer

I'll chow down on your hard fiber into my carcass

'Cause it's harvest time and I'm the combine harvester

Nah man I'm sick bruh

Fam I spit bars

Like alan titch marsh

If he had a kid with rick ross

Me I'm boasting on bumping beats

'Bout roasting you punks like pumpkin seeds

Me

Hard nut

You

Bars suck

Plants

Champs

Zombies

Hard luck

Zombies

Plants vs zombies

Zombies

Plants vs zombies

Zombies

Plants vs zombies

Zombies

Plants vs zombies

Ugh