We love car accidents in this country
We're obsessed with car accidents
I know your like me it's like 2 in the morning
It's dead quiet
Your in you're house watching tv your in bed
All of a sudden outside at the corner you hear
Damn it Shit that sounded like it was going to hit
You always want it to hit Come on
Nothing Uh
Then when you finally hear the crash your psyched it's like
Where are my shoes Yes where are my shoes
Have you seen my shoes F**k it I'm going out without shoes
I'm going out shoeless Right you come out of you're house
All you're neighbours are coming out everyones coming out
Your like waving at each other
You're psyched to see each other
Come on let's go you wanna go together
Come on let's go you me and you no no
You wait for the next group
You wait for the next group
We'll go as a team no no you wait
You wait for the next group
Then you get out there it's no big deal
But everyone stands out there for like 2 extra hours
It's over no ones hurt or anything
But everyone has to stay out there
Even if it's hot everyone acts like it's cold and shit
Hey what's up
Just had to see what was going on
And It doesn't matter who you start talking to
I guarantee everyone is having the same exact conversation
No matter who you get into it with
All anybody is saying like back
And forth is like Yeah yeah well no I was in my kitchen
And I heard it so I came out
You were in your living room
I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish
I heard it I came out
What you were in you're basement
He was in his living
I was in the kitchen cleaning a dish
I was really cleaning
And I heard it so I came out
What Shoes No no F**k shoes
Haha shoes hahaha listen to this guy with shoes
Hahaha you Shoes over here
And everyone always wants to be a part of like the police
You know what I mean We always wanna be involved
We wanna talk to the cops when ever they come to your you know
Officer yeah yeah I'm sorry yeah I just want you to know
If it helps in your investigation I was in my kitchen
And I heard it
So I came out I will testify in court I was cleaning a dish
I will bring the dish as exhibit
And this guy he was in his basement
Tell him what you told me tell him what you told me
That's not what he told me
He's lying that's not what you told me
Car Accident - Dane Cook
