I am woman you are man

I am smaller so you can be taller than

I am softer to the touch

It's a feeling I like feeling very much

You are someone whom I admire

Still our friendship leaves something to be desired

Does it take more explanation than this

I am woman you are man

I am woman you are man

Let's kiss

Isn't this the height of nonchalance

Furnishing a bed in restaurants

Well a bit of dinner never hurt

But guess who is gonna be dessert

Do good girls do just what mama says

When mama's not around

It's a feeling

Oy yeah what a feeling

A bit of pate

I drink it all day

Should I do the things he'll tell me to

In this pickle what would nellie do

In my soul I feel an inner lack

Just suppose he wants his dinner back

Does it take more explanation than this

Just some dried out toast in a sliver

On the top a little chopped liver

I am woman you are man

I am gentle so you can be barbarian

I'm all pleats and pins and rouge

Mostly sham but ma'am

I love the subterfuge

I'm am fiction I hope you are fact

Contradiction's what makes it a perfect act

Does it take more explanation than this

I am woman you are man

I am woman you are man

Let's kiss