Make ya and Shake yo s**t
Woo Lord
I am puttin poetry into motion my addiction is overdosing from a natural high
Supplyin the soul with that unmistakinable mystical magical feelin that your money can't buy
Becomin a slave to the rhythm there's no way that you could stop me now I'd like to see you try
Because I'm already long gone don't be scared for me baby just blow me a kiss good bye
I can't believe you'd rather stay behind then go beyond talk to me baby tell me why
Society won't set ya free now follow me programmin' your fear to fly
Best believe I'm a breathe and break ground before I die
I know it's live and let live but my love won't let me lie
Make me wanna do the
And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff
We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough
My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal
You're coming down with a bad case of
The Crooked Booty
Come on everybody
The Crooked Booty
I can't hear y'all
Now everybody do the crooked booty
Come on I say the crooked booty
Come on
Come on everbody I say the crooked booty
Yeah the crooked booty
Now everybody do the crooked booty
Yeah come on the crooked booty
Oh doctor doctor help me please
I got this problem come over me
And I just can't shake it
I just can't seem
To shake this thing off up me now help me
At first I was just fine
Didn't really play it no mind
Until it hit another time
Another time
Cuz my chest popped out
My chest popped out
And my back went in
I said my back went in
Started movin my body
Like I had a nervous itch
Ooow
So the doctor gave me
Say what
This remedy
What'd he say
He said Pop it to boy
And feel the beat
It's the brand new craze
And it's comin your way
It was started in the slums
By the Dungeon Family
It's not very hard it's kinda easy to do
All you got to be is poor and broke and have no loot
It's called the Crooked Booty when it's only a test
It's like tryin to stop the IRS from takin your cheques
It's like tryin to soak your cheese and took all the rap
It's like tryin to stop a n***a from crackin your back on this track
It's like tryin to tell your daughter you can't chase the cake
It's like tryin to stop a boss jack from swangin his set
You just go like that
It don't matter
You can be 400 pounds or be as tall as Shaq
Come on
Pimp get out your llac
And do the crooked booty
And do the crooked booty
Do the crooked booty do the crooked booty
Do the crooked booty
Aaaaaaaaaaah
Now everybody do The Crooked Booty
Everybody come on
The Crooked Booty
I can't hear y'all
Now everybody do the crooked booty
A little louder
Come on I say the crooked booty
People in the back
Come on everbody I say the crooked booty
People on the side
Yeah the crooked booty
Now everybody do the crooked booty
Yeah y'all got it
Yeah come on the crooked booty
A little louder y'all
I ain't got no paper
I can't wipe my a*s
But give me one lil' dollar
I'll show you how to make it last
I ain't got no paper
I can't wipe my a*s
But give me one lil' dollar
I'll show you how to make it last
I'll show you how to
And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff
We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough
My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal
You're coming down with a bad case of the
The Crooked Booty
The Crooked Booty
A little louder now
Now everybody do the crooked booty
Do it like you can't do it no more
Come on I say the crooked booty
Come on I say the crooked booty
Yeah everybody do the crooked booty
Now everybody do the crooked booty
The crooked booty
Now everybody do the crooked booty
Yeah everybody
The Crooked Booty
Come on
Now everybody do the crooked booty
I can't hear y'all
I say the Crooked Booty
Now everybody say the crooked booty
The Crooked Booty
Now everybody do the Crooked Booty
The Crooked Booty
Yeah y'all got it