Come and ride the little train

That is rolling down the tracks to the junction

Forget about your cares

It is time to relax at the junction

Lotsa curves you bet

Even more when you get

To the junction Petticoat Junction

There's a little hotel

Called the Shady Rest at the junction

It's run by Kate

Come and be her guest at the junction

And that's Uncle Joe

He's a movin' kind of slow at the junction

Let it call junction

When they hear the dinner bell

From the Shady Rest Hotel at the junction

Folks will walk a country milefor

The chicken country style at the junction

But the dishes to observe are the pretty girls

That serve at the junction

Let it call junction