If You Knew - Eddie Cantor

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh oh oh what a girl

There's none so classy

As this fair lassie

Oh oh oh my goodness

What a chassis

We went riding; she didn't balk

From the country

I'm the one who had to walk

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh oh what a girl

I have got a sweetie known as Susie;

In the words of Shakespeare

She's a wow

Though all of you may know her too

I'd like to shout right now:

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh oh oh what a girl

She wears long tresses

And nice tight dresses

Oh oh what a future she possesses

I had a mustache

Trained it like a pup

Susie kissed me

And she burned up something

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh

Oh what a

Out in public

But in the parlor

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh oh what a girl