I'm a real jerk. I'm a d**k a dumb derelict

Look into my eyes my stare is sharper than a pair of pins

Love's a rare trait of mine it's something that I barely give

Say my name again I'll leave you holy like a cleric is

Oh, shit. I'm about to get my head split

I got a Remi .45 and a death wish

Women want my d**k until I talk about my ex b**h

I tell 'em she a broad. Just someone that I'd h**x with

Party at my apartment. We turning up with flip cup

Loser gets their wrists cut and then they have to sip blood

Finally got a party b**h who don't think I'm a sick f**k

Tell her that she's beautiful so I can get my d**k sucked

Oh, and did I mention I'm a narcissist

That's only part of it I'll take a blade and carve it into your skin 'cause

My apartment's where the carnage is

Don't open up my closet I've been stuffing it with carcasses

Lord, help me. Yeah, you know I lead a crooked life

I'm cocking a shotty I see creatures in the woods at night

Too broke to buy some liquor I'm gonna burn the store down

And f**k when pigs fly I'll wait for them to kick my door down

I'm a real jerk. I'm a d**k a dumb derelict

Look into my eyes my stare is sharper than a pair of pins

Love's a rare trait of mine it's something that I barely give

Say my name again I'll leave you holy like a cleric is

Your b**h a baker by the way she keep her buns thick

You acting squirrely, bro. Why you on some nut shit

You better hit me if you ain't afraid to dump clips

But if you take a shot then Imma block it like I'm Lundqvist

What's that? I'm inducing fear in precincts

All I do is binge drink while listening to Nsync

In return, this young love gave me chest pains

Everyday my spirit drags my body like it's dead weight

Serial killer on the beat 'cause I am killin' it

My local dealer got more scales than a reptilian

Speaking of snakes, I used to choose the wrong group of friends

Cause they all resemble something of Medusa's head

And do not tempt me I'll kill myself eventually

I've been busy playing tug of war with Epstein

I wanna pop pills and drink until my breath leaves

If I could magically erase my past, then I would get clean

Deep within my dungeon there are corpses laying all around

Everyday is Halloween just step into my haunted house

That's what it's all about and I'm not down to slap box

So go and talk your shit and Imma hit you with a slap shot

I'm a real jerk. I'm a d**k a dumb derelict

Look into my eyes my stare is sharper than a pair of pins

Love's a rare trait of mine it's something that I barely give

Say my name again I'll leave you holy like a cleric is

Your b**h a baker by the way she keep her buns thick

You acting squirrely, bro. Why you on some nut shit

You better hit me if you ain't afraid to dump clips

But if you take a shot then Imma block it like I'm Lundqvist