Ooh actually if you don't mind

It's just "The Doctor"

Doesn't even really matter who

Who am I even talking to Oh yes you

The wannabe Einstein minus the 'stache

Travels through time but with no class

I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally

You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley

Calm down will you Everything is going to be fine

You're not going to tear any wonky

Holes in any fabric of space and time

Actually it's a lot more like a rug really

Well never mind

Let's just say there's an infinite number of

Me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes

Great Scott You're great

Not I spit it hot

Then generate way more power

Than 1 21 gigawatts

I'm not sure what sort of scientific

Authority you purport to be

But I'm a real doctor

Where'd you get your degree

Despite all your companions

You couldn't be having less s*x

I don't know what's lamer

Your fans or your special effects

You don't get another turn to debate

Time to face your permanent fate

Now Dalek my balls

Exterminate

I'm going to die

At least this version of me

Perhaps you'd like another

Prepare to meet your

Density Hahahahaha

I'm a mystical medical dog

At the pinnacle shifting my physical form

You're a possibly pedophiliac individual

Who should've never been born

You got your knickers in a twist

While you're sucking on my piccadilly

But I'm a lot lot different

Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin'

With an oedipal kid

Who's a BAWK BAWK chicken

Nobody calls me chicken

This is between us Scarfy

Don't try to outrhyme me

You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey

I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine

You're not a cat with nine lives you're a p***y with thirteen