There’s a shadow on the wall; stay calm, stay calm

There’s a figure in the hall; stay calm, stay calm

Keep my wits and stay alive

Wish I had a 9 to 5

There’s a stranger in us all; stay calm, stay calm

(Verse 2)

Every hair is on it’s end; that’s fine, I’m fine

Feeling my adrenaline; that’s fine, I’m fine

I can keep away the creeps

Safely from my swivel seat

Somethings crawling through the vent; that’s fine, ...uh oh

(Verse 3)

There’s a ghost in the machine; stay calm, stay calm

They are watching through the screen; stay calm, stay calm

They just might drive me crazy. Hit me!

(Verse 4)

Freddy: Hey kids, nice to 'eetcha! Are you ready for some Fazbear pizza?

Bonnie: Who’s this, working at the night shift?

Foxy: I don’t know, but I don’t think I like him

Chica: He’s so cute! I can feel his heart racing!

Bonnie: About time we had a brand new plaything

Foxy: Another yellow belly balking like a chicken (Chica: Hey!)

Freddy: Listen gang, I say that we dig in

(Verse 5)

They are slowly closing in; stay calm, stay calm

Find an inner strength within; stay calm, stay calm

If I’ve learned one thing it’s that:

Don’t respond to craigslist ads

I can see their second skin; stay calm...

(Verse 6)

In the end there’s only me; all right, all right

Morning sun will set me free; all right, all right

I spent Five Nights at Freddy’s. Hit me!

(Verse 7)

Chica: Hey, where did our new friend go?

Freddy: Don’t worry, he’ll be back again tomorrow

Bonnie: So, uh, does he not go to the bathroom, or does he just hold it in all night?

Foxy: Aye, he pees into a cup

Chica: Ew!

Foxy: I’ve seen him do it with me own eye. We were both just staring at eachother. It was extremely awkward