Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D
Coolin in my crib and I'm cold maxin
Call up a cutie I'm in the mood for relaxin
Get my phone book from top o' the shelf
I'll dial 66 - hm I better keep it to myself
Call up a cutie with a triple star next to it
She says "Hello " we con-versate a bit
Invite her over for a candlelight dinner
Believe me when I tell you that
This girlie is a winner
Shortly after that I hear the doorbell ring
Turn on the radio Anita Baker starts to sing
Open up the door and I kiss her on the cheek
She's so nice polite petite so sweet
Sit her on the couch and uh remove her coat
Squat next to her *ahem* clear my throat
Whisper in her ear
Told her what she wants to hear
Let her know that
"Have no fear - Heavy D 's here"
And
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Take my hand walk with me
I'm the imperial
Overweight Lover MC Heavy D
Now that I've introduced myself correctly
Do you have a moment to
Spend some time with me
Would you like a drink maybe a Piña Colada
A strawberry Daiquiri a wine from Havana
It really doesn't matter the choice is yours
And when you're through with your drink
We'll take a walk out-doors
Gazed at the stars
Walked down the boardwalk
Sit by the beach and talk lover's talk
Make a quick call on my cellular phone
Some type of limousine to
Pick us up and take us home
Ahh - an enjoyable night
The mood was smooth
And everything was alright
It may be hard for you but it's easy for me
Cause girls the girls the girls THEY LOVE ME
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Funky Funky Funky Funky Funky Funky
Funky Funky Funky
Me Glenn and Troy went to a disco word
Pete Rock and CL Smooth was
On stage drinkin Cisco
Damien had his girl Michelle of course )
Craig Boogie had a girl that
I never seen before
Eddie F was home makin a beat scratches)
Mick T was at the crib on a hundred
And twenty-two street chillin)
Tootie had a cutie that was dope Damn )
Groovy Lou Quan and Little Dow
Was crackin jokes
Grapp had the dancefloor packed
Joe Black was in the corner lookin meanie
When he
Tommy George Jeff and Butta was on the spot
Buyin champagne from the crew
A hundred dollars a pop
Me I was casin the joint
Clockin all the people as they stared and point
It feels really good to be Heavy D
Because the girls the girls they LOVE me
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
Gyrlz they gyrlz they love me
