SUSAN: Now it's only me and you

HEIDI: With no one to tell us what to do

BOTH: What do we do?

HEIDI: We don't have much time to dance in the spotlight

So I'm gonna treasure this Heidi and Susan duet

SUSAN: And now may be the only chance I get

Tonight to enjoy the pleasure of this invisible cigarette

Ssss

HEIDI: Ow

SUSAN: Ssss, ssss

HEIDI: Ow!

BOTH: The secondary characters are singing a song

While the stars are snacking off-stage

It was their idea to bring us along

And now we're hijacking this page

Of the script

We're equipped

To steer the ship

Til this trippy skit ends

And by the end of this song, we'll be best friends

SUSAN: I want to apologize for any weirdness

HEIDI: Me too

It can be really scary being the new kid

SUSAN: I bet

HEIDI: I'll bet you bet

SUSAN: I do, I bet

HEIDI: And I also want to say that

After all we've been through

I'm so glad we've met

SUSAN: I feel the same way

BOTH: Baby

The secondary characters are calling the shots

While the guys are being stored in the wings

We've been left in charge of it all while the plot

Is unfolding like the Lord of the Rings

Trilogy

In a way

You and me

Til the very end

And like Frodo and Sam Wise

You'll be my best friend

My best friend

HEIDI: Sing!

SUSAN: Ooo-da-hoy-oh-da-hoy-hey

BOTH: My best friend

HEIDI: Susan

And Heidi

Susan

And Heidi

Susan

Dream on

Dream on

Dream on?

JEFF/ HUNTER: Woah

Woah

Hi/ Woah

Hi/ Woah

Hi/ Woah

HEIDI: I'm sorry?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry

JEFF: Hi? uh? what's going on?

SUSAN: I don't know' I was just standing here quietly and Heidi was like uh-uh-guh-uh-uh-uh

HEIDI: Thanks, Susan