Who the hell is

Heidi?

Susan?

What kind of girl is she? I wonder sometimes if she even

Likes me

Even likes me

She seems to make you smile

She's got a pretty, tiny nose

She's got a kick-ass style

She's got very kicky clothes

And she owns her apartment too?

I suppose

And mind blows

Quel jeun drefia? Susan and Heidi

She seems so? je ne sais quoi

She seems so? incroyable

And I feel so? bourgeois

That's just? moi It's just

She's so uptown and fancy and Broadway

She's so downtown and funky and sassy

I wish I could sing like that. At least my nose could take her nose in a cage match

Of noses

I'm used to being the funny one in the room

I didn't sign the permission slip for any new lady friends, Hunter

She's got those eyes

She's got those

I've got these thighs

I need your shoes

Plus

She might try to steal my husband

She might try to have my baby

I guess I'll just sit back and wait and see

What kind of girl is she?

What kind of girl is she?

What kind of girl is she?

What kind of girl is

Are you gonna eat that pickle?