When I first arrived you were all such jerks
But now I've come to love your quirks
Maggie with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by frank lord wright
Lisa can philosophise
Bart's adept at spinning lies
Homer's a delightful fella
Sorry about the salmonela
Who needs the kwike mart
Now here's the tricky part
Oh won't you rhyme with me
Who needs the kwike mart
Now here's the tricky part
Oh won't you rhyme with me
Who needs the kwike mart
Their floors are sticke mart
They made dad sicke mart
Let's hurl a bricke mart
The kwikemart is really don't
Who needs the kwike mart
Not me
Who needs the kwike mart
Their floors are sticke mart
Who needs the kwike mart
Not me
Who needs the kwike mart
I do
