Applying moisturizer in the microwave window For the tenth time he should''ve called me an hour ago Would he be here with flowers if I lived in arizona They say there''s no love left in the big cities it''s kinda true I guess you''ll find me coming soon to a small town near you I''ll sell my guitar so I can by myself a tractor F**k this this can''t be my life I moisturized ten times tonight Why can''t I sit down and write Bring this question to light Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy that I can''t have it all If these walls could talk they''d probably cry out for mercy Til I''m outlined in chalk I''ll be romantically thirsty So I drink and drink from the proverbial time sink F**k this this can''t be my life tears flowing in full force tonight Why can''t I sit down and write Bring this question to light Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy that I can''t have it all Do we hold the future or does it come in peace And if it''s in my hands Are you sure it should be in brittle hands like these Life love and the pursuit of all the things they promised me Can I have all of the above Are the best things in life truly free Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy That I can''t have it all
Applying moisturizer in the microwave window For the tenth time he should''ve called me an hour ago Would he be here with flowers if I lived in arizona They say there''s no love left in the big cities it''s kinda true I guess you''ll find me coming soon to a small town near you I''ll sell my guitar so I can by myself a tractor F**k this this can''t be my life I moisturized ten times tonight Why can''t I sit down and write Bring this question to light Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy that I can''t have it all If these walls could talk they''d probably cry out for mercy Til I''m outlined in chalk I''ll be romantically thirsty So I drink and drink from the proverbial time sink F**k this this can''t be my life tears flowing in full force tonight Why can''t I sit down and write Bring this question to light Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy that I can''t have it all Do we hold the future or does it come in peace And if it''s in my hands Are you sure it should be in brittle hands like these Life love and the pursuit of all the things they promised me Can I have all of the above Are the best things in life truly free Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy That I can''t have it all
Applying moisturizer in the microwave window For the tenth time he should''ve called me an hour ago Would he be here with flowers if I lived in arizona They say there''s no love left in the big cities it''s kinda true I guess you''ll find me coming soon to a small town near you I''ll sell my guitar so I can by myself a tractor F**k this this can''t be my life I moisturized ten times tonight Why can''t I sit down and write Bring this question to light Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy that I can''t have it all If these walls could talk they''d probably cry out for mercy Til I''m outlined in chalk I''ll be romantically thirsty So I drink and drink from the proverbial time sink F**k this this can''t be my life tears flowing in full force tonight Why can''t I sit down and write Bring this question to light Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy that I can''t have it all Do we hold the future or does it come in peace And if it''s in my hands Are you sure it should be in brittle hands like these Life love and the pursuit of all the things they promised me Can I have all of the above Are the best things in life truly free Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy That I can''t have it all
Applying moisturizer in the microwave window For the tenth time he should''ve called me an hour ago Would he be here with flowers if I lived in arizona They say there''s no love left in the big cities it''s kinda true I guess you''ll find me coming soon to a small town near you I''ll sell my guitar so I can by myself a tractor F**k this this can''t be my life I moisturized ten times tonight Why can''t I sit down and write Bring this question to light Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy that I can''t have it all If these walls could talk they''d probably cry out for mercy Til I''m outlined in chalk I''ll be romantically thirsty So I drink and drink from the proverbial time sink F**k this this can''t be my life tears flowing in full force tonight Why can''t I sit down and write Bring this question to light Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy that I can''t have it all Do we hold the future or does it come in peace And if it''s in my hands Are you sure it should be in brittle hands like these Life love and the pursuit of all the things they promised me Can I have all of the above Are the best things in life truly free Do you want a lover or do you want a life One hand or the other the butter or the bread knife Do you choose winter spring summer or fall It''s driving me crazy That I can''t have it all
