I've heard about guys that go off the deep end

Slap out of their minds and sometimes they dive in

To whiskey and women and all sorts of sinnin'

Over a thing like a heartache

Well mine's broke but I won't go crazy

I might move to an island or go mine some diamonds

Or count to infinity twice

Grow me a big beard star quotin' Shakespeare

Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice

Yeah anything to get over you baby but I won't go crazy

I could sit here and think about you and him together

Beat myself up fro what I could have done better

Go over your goodbye 'til it's burned in my brain

Get pissed off at sunshine and curse at the rain

But why would I waste all my time

When I can see Colorado from atop Eldorado

Ride through the Rockies all day

Or head down to Key West and follow the footsteps

Of Buffet or ol' Hemingway

Anything to get over you baby but I won't go crazy

I might move to an island or go mine some diamonds

Or count to infinity twice

Grow me a big beard star quotin' Shakespeare

Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice

Yeah anything to get over you baby

Whatever it takes to save me

But I won't go crazy

I won't go crazy