My ex hung the watch that i bought him on a tree branch

And shot it with a rifle

My ex said the preacher's daughter she was just a good friend

And swore it on the bible

Oh girl no no you can't make this s**t up so tell me

Oh girl yeah yeah before you kicked him to the dust

Did he cheat did he lie

Did he love to make you cry

And call you crazy

Was he drunk was he drama

And mean to his mama

And call your best friend baby

When it comes to him i know i'm gonna win

Nobody's ever done bad better

I've got the best worst ex ever

My ex showed up yelling at my new man's window

Shouting come on out and fight

My ex yeah the second that we broke up straight up

Was begging me to be his wife

Oh girl i got million stories and i got all night so tell me

Oh girl yeah where's another bottle of wine

Did he cheat did he lie

Did he love to make you cry

And call you crazy

Was he drunk was he drama

And mean to his mama

And call your best friend baby

When it comes to him i know i'm gonna win

Nobody's ever done bad better

I've got the best worst ex ever

Did he cheat did he lie

Did he love to make you cry

And call you crazy

Was he drunk was he drama

And mean to his mama

And call your best friend baby

When it comes to him i know i'm gonna win

Nobody's ever done bad better

I've got the best worst ex oh

The best worst ex oh

The best worst ex ever