Turn the TV on
Let's watch a good show
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
See how the gospel goes
In a getaway car
There's lots of bad guys
Jesus Christ superstar
He's got the power to baptize
When god closes a door
God leads you up the stairs
Leave your earthly cares
On the second floor
Then god cracks a couple skulls
God cracks a couple more
His plate is full
On the second floor
The virgin mother
And the Babylon w***e
Pick 'em off one by one
Soap opera holy war
All the sinners involved
An act of treason
The mystery is unsolved
Until the second season
When god closes a door
God leads you up the stairs
Leave your earthly cares
On the second floor
Then god cracks a couple skulls
God cracks a couple more
His plate is full
On the second floor
Big mo out of Mecca
Can't seem to take a joke
They're shooting up Paris
They're blowing that smoke
I'm gonna sing Satanic Verses
In a sovereign land
I'm gonna blasphemy and blasphemy
Just because I can
Want my guide
Want my guide, want my guide
On the second floor
When god closes a door
God leads you up the stairs
Leave your earthly cares
On the second floor
Then god cracks a couple skulls
God cracks a couple more
His plate is full
On the second floor
When god closes the door
God leads you up the stairs
Leave your earthly cares
On the second floor
When god closes a door
God leads you up the stairs
Leave your earthly cares
On the second floor
