My friend's got a bruise

On his leg,

A bruise on his leg

Everytime you speak.

My friend's got a bruise

On his leg,

Where I... press my knee

Everytime you speak.

Actually,

Bottom line,

You tell the truth sometimes.

And sometimes you tell the truth

Like you're

Pulling taffy.

My friend's got a bruise

On his arm,

A bruise on his arm

Everytime you speak.

My friend's got a bruise

On his arm,

Where I...shove my elbow

Everytime you speak.

Actually,

Bottom line,

You tell the truth sometimes.

And sometimes you tell the truth

Like you're

Pulling taffy.

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Woow woow hooo

Woow woow hoh

Woow hoh hoh

Woow woow hooo

Woow woow hoh

Woow woow hooo

Woow hoh hoh

My friend's got a bruise

On his ribs

Where I...poke my finger

Everytime you speak.

My friend's got a bruise

On his ribs,

His rib cage is now numb

Everytime you speak.

Actually,

Bottom line,

You tell the truth sometimes.

And sometimes you tell the truth

Like you're

Pulling taffy.

Woow woow hoh

Woow woow hooo

Woow woow hoh

Woow hoh hoh

Woow woow hooo

Woow woow hoh

Woow woow hooo

Woow hoh hoh

Hoh woow hoh