I've been warped by the rain driven by the snow

I'm drunk and dirty don't you know and I'm still oh I'm still

Oh out on the road late at night

I see my pretty Alice in every head light

Alice Dallas Alice

I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari

Tehachapi to Tonapah

Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made

Now driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed

And if you give me weed whites and wine

And you show me a sign and I'll be willin' to be movin'

Now smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico

Baked by the sun almost every time I go to Mexico and I'm willin'

And I've been kicked by the wind robbed by the sleet

Had my head stoved in but I'm still on my feet

And I'm willin' oh I'm willin'

And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari

Tehachapi to Tonapah

Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made

Driven the back roads so wouldn't get weighed

And if you give me weed whites and wine

And then you show me a sign

I'll be willin' to be movin'