SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday

She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know

Oh, Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

(So don't tell Scotty)

Fiona says she's out shopping

But she's under me

And I'm not stopping

'Cause Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

Scotty doesn't know

Don't tell Scotty

I can't believe he's so trusting

While I'm right behind you thrusting

Fiona's got him on the phone

And she's trying not to moan

It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

'Cause Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

We'll put on a show

Everyone will go

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

The parkin' lot, why not?

It's so cool when you're on top

His front lawn in the snow

Laughing so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

I did her on his birthday

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty will know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty's gotta know

I'm gonna tell Scotty

Gonna tell him myself

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty has to

Scotty has to

Scotty has to go

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

(So don't tell Scotty)

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

(So don't tell Scotty)

Scotty doesn't know