I was down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing
She said "Hey boy, we should do some marrying"
And I said sure but before we do
There's something that you should know
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores
And then one night down at the Legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
Dancin' with a lady friend
I said "hey boy, you better fly the f**k home"
And I said no 'cause five little words
Coulda swore I said to you
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores
