i'm through with standing in line
to clubs we'll never get in
it's like the bottom of the ninth and i'm never gonna win
this life hasn't turned out quite the way i want it to be
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i want a brand new house
on an episode of cribs
and a bathroom i can play baseball in
and a king size tub big enough for ten plus me
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i'll need a credit card that's got no limit
and a big black jet with a bedroom in it
gonna join the mile high club
at thirty seven thousand feet
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i want a new tour bus full of old guitars
my own star on hollywood boulevard
somewhere between cher and
james dean is fine for me
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i'm gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
i'd even cut my hair and change my name
chorus
cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
and live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
we'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat
and we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the vip with the movie stars
every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
every playboy bunny with her bleached blond hair
hey hey i wanna be a rockstar
hey hey i wanna be a rockstar
i wanna be great like elvis without the tassels
hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
sign a couple autographs so
i can eat my meals for free
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i'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
get a front door key to the playboy mansion
gonna date a centerfold that
loves to blow my money for me
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i'm gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
i'd even cut my hair and change my name
chorus
cause we all just
wanna be big rockstars
and live in hilltop houses
driving fifteen cars
the girls come easy and
the drugs come cheap
we'll all stay skinny
cause we just won't eat
and we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the vip with the movie stars
every good gold digger's
gonna wind up there
every playboy bunny with
her bleached blond hair
and we'll hide out in the private rooms
with the latest dictionary
and today's who's who
they'll get you anything
with that evil smile
everybody's got a drug
dealer on speed dial well
hey hey i wanna be a rockstar
i'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
i'll get washed up singers
writing all my songs
lip sync em every night
so i don't get em wrong
chorus
well we all just wanna be big rockstars
and live in hilltop houses
driving fifteen cars
the girls come easy and
the drugs come cheap
we'll all stay skinny
cause we just won't eat
and we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the vip with the movie stars
every good gold digger's
gonna wind up there
every playboy bunny with
her bleached blond hair
and we'll hide out in the private rooms
with the latest dictionary
and today's who's who
they'll get you anything
with that evil smile
everybody's got a drug
dealer on speed dial well
hey hey i wanna be a rockstar
hey hey i wanna be a rockstar
