Ladies and Gentlemen

The Chicago Theater is proud

To announce afirst

The first time

Anywhere there's been

An act of this nature

Not only one little lady

But two

You've read about them

In the papers and now here they are

Chicago's own killer dillers

Those scintillating sinners

Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly

You can like the life you're living

You can live the life you like

You can even marry Harry

But mess around with Ike

And that's

Good isn't it

Grand isn't it

Great isn't it

Swell isn't it

Fun isn't it

But nothing stays

In fifty years or so

It's gonna change you know

But oh it's heaven

Nowadays

Okay you babes of jazz

Let's pick up the pace

Let's make the parties longer

Let's make the skirts shorter

Let's all go to hell in

A fast car and KEEP IT HOT

And all that Jazz