You were never meant for me

No true capability to satisfy me in a human way

You got the weaknesses and I have to deal with it

I restart you every single day

I turn you off I turn you on

And off and off and on and on

And off and off and on and on and on

I think you need a software upgrade

Because you run ten minutes too late

And I'm too cute to patiently wait

I'm getting you a software upgrade

Software upgrade

You're not original

A true individual

You only say what you're programmed to say

You never make me any food

And you are never in the mood

So come on baby tell me are you gay

I turn you off I turn you on

And off and off and on and on

And off and off and on and on and on

I turn you off I turn you on

And off and off and on and on

And off and off and on and on and on

I think you need a software upgrade

Because you run ten minutes too late

And I'm too cute to patiently wait

I'm getting you a software upgrade

Software upgrade

He's a fine fine hologram

Oh but he'll never be a real man

Oh he's a fine fine hologram

Hey hey hey

I think you need a software upgrade

Because you run ten minutes too late

And I'm too cute to patiently wait

I'm getting you a software upgrade

I think you need a software upgrade

Because you run ten minutes too late

And I'm too cute to patiently wait

I'm getting you a software upgrade

Software upgrade

I think you need a software upgrade

Because you run ten minutes too late

And I'm too cute to patiently wait

I'm getting you a software upgrade

Software upgrade