Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was si a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my s t out into the yard
Then she called me a bum
and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should have never done
And now I'm sittin' here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f kin' car
Crashed that piece of s t
and then stepped away
Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And y'all are probably
gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f kin' car
And crashed that piece of
s t an' then stepped away
Guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The ne t cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did
something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of s t Nova
And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
When we all file off that county van
They'll ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f kin? car
I crashed that piece of
s t an' then stepped away
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