(Intro - Diálogo)

Are we gonna have a problem?

Did zombies eat your brain?

You've come so far, why now are you yanking on my chain?

I'd normally slap your face off

And every one here could watch

But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice, listen up, biotch!

(Music Starts)

I like looking hot, buying stuff they cannot

I like drinking hard, Max and Dad's credit card

I like skipping gym, scaring Harms, screwing him

I like killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose

If you lack the juice, go play duck-duck-goose

Let your mommy fix you ice cream woah!

Or come hang with me and tonight we'll be

Dirty dancing with the football team woah! woah! woah!

Honey, what you waiting for?

Welcome to my candy store

It's time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

Guys fall at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat

All you need to know, dead weight has to go

Got freaks? Not your friend! I can tell in the end

If she had your shot, she would leave you to rot

'Course if you don't care, fine, go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on woah!

Or forget that creep and get in my jeep

Let's go tear up someone's lawn woah! woah! woah!

Honey, what you waiting for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove you're not a doormat anymore

Then step into my candy store

You can join the team or you can b***h and moan

You can live the dream or you can die alone

You can fly with eagles or if you prefer

Keep on testing me and end up like her!

Woah! Honey, what you waiting for?

Shut up, Toni!

Step into my candy store

Time for you to prove you're not a lame-ass anymore

Then step into my candy store

It's my candy store, it's my candy

It's my candy store, it's my candy

It's my candy store, it's my candy store!