We've been the pride of romania
Since twelve o one
Passed on for generations
Father to son
Descended from gypsies
As proud as we can be
Don't risk my curse
It could be worse
Embrace your family tree
Join the family business
Learn the family trade
Make yourself a monster
Make the world afraid
Join the family business
You must take the family name
Follow in our footsteps
And you'll win eternal fame
The roqueforts are celebrated
For their roquefort cheese
The rothschilds are famous
For their wines
Hershey's have their chocolates
And liptons have their teas
But when it comes to making monsters
You can't beat the frankensteins
Join the family business
Rob a grave or two
Stop the shop from closing
It all depends on you
Uphold the family honor
You must toe the family line
Join the family business
Join the family business
Join the family business
For your name is frankenstein
Meet your family
Join the family bus'ness
Show some family pride
Make yourself a monster
And then you'll make his bride
Listen to your great
Great
Great grandfather mordecai
Join the family bus'ness
If you don't want to die
As you know predestination
From the day of your creation
Has determined you vocation
That's a fact
Because you are a frankenstein
You have no choice
You can't decline
So show some spine
It's time to sign
The fam'ly pact
This is your fate
Become a frankenstein
Before it's too late
We know you won't regret it
You should express your willingness
Why not acquiesce
Reassess
You're under stress
Just relax and make a serum
Come up with a brilliant theorem
Take your knife
Create a life
It ain't no fuss
Join the family enterprise
Best be prudent
Best be wise
Time to open up your eyes
Join the family business
Join the family enterprise
Best be prudent
Best be wise
Time to open up your eyes
Join the family business
Join the family enterprise
Best be prudent
Best be wise
Time to open up your eyes
Come on come clean
Don't make a scene
Your name's not fronkensteen
Join the family business
Learn the family trade
Make yourself a monster
Make the world afraid
This is one position
That you never can resign
Do not make a fuss
There's nothing to discuss
You must be one of us
Young frankenstein
