Well Christmas time is magical

At least that's what I'm told

To buy each other useless presents

Wherever they are sold

When spoiled snot- nosed brats can cry

When mom and dad forget to buy them

All the things they want under the Christmas tree

So visit home this Winter season

Heavens knows you need a reason

To talk to your annoying family

So have yourself a Merry little Christmas holiday

And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born

Though Santa isn't real beware of stories never told

When Krampus comes to rip apart your soul

Let's not forget our pagan roots

Of Krampus and his cloven hooves

This hellish demon sneaks into your home

He'll eat your heart and drink your blood

No matter if you're bad or good

And rip your skull out and place upon his throne

Oh Krampus

But don't let these stories get you

Though your parents can't protect you

Krampus eats the flesh of adults too

So dream your dreams of sugarplums

What the f**k is a sugarplum

Christmas is a time for me and you

So have yourself a Merry little Christmas holiday

And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born

Though Santa isn't real beware of stories never told

When Krampus comes to rip apart your soul

Oh Krampus please don't eat my heart

Oh Krampus please don't eat my soul

Oh Krampus please don't eat my flesh

Oh Krampus please don't eat my parents

So have yourself a Merry little Christmas holiday

And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born

Though Santa isn't real beware of stories never told

When Krampus comes to rip apart your

Krampus comes to rip apart your

Krampus comes to rip apart your

Krampus comes to rip apart your

Krampus comes to rip apart your

Santa comes to bring you lots of joy