I learned my lesson the hard way

If it's too good to be true then it probably is

Historically you're a mistake

But those light washed jeans seem to fall right off your hips

It's time that our last time was the last time

If I wanted a fast track to falling in love

And then a crash course in f*****g it up

Then I'd come back for I'd come back for you

If I wanted a romance high on adrenaline

Then a heartbreak like you invented it

I know who to ask for

I'd take a crash course from you

Who knows there might be a version

Of you that actually keeps your promises

Historically, you're the worst when

I start believing the lies falling off your lips

It's time that our last time was the last time

If I wanted a fast track to falling in love

And then a crash course in f*****g it up

Then I'd come back for I'd come back for you

If I wanted a romance high on adrenaline

Then a heartbreak like you invented it

I know who to ask for

I'd take a crash course from you

(Take a crash course from you)

I know who to ask for

I'd take a crash course from you