Have you ever wanted the perfect girl to fit in your world?

Well don't make a wish because we're already real

Low-rise jeans with a one-tooth zipper

Eyebrows thin, bronzer thicker

Whale tail peakin', ready for the weekend

And our eyes are all over you, boy

We are dream girlfriends

'Cause our dads are dead

So you'll never have to meet them

And get asked why you left school

Dream girlfriends, no pushback

'Cause our moms are all retired

And hoping for the best

We've got the kind of birth control that goes in your arm

And tell me again why Tarantino's a genius

Happy to drive so you can drink

Beam and Coke, shots of Rumple Minze

Butterfly tat flyin' up our back

And we wanna watch you play darts

Got big doe eyes that you can swim in

Love watching stand-up but not by women

Runnin' in pumps, never taking dumps

And my feet are a child size four

We're dream girlfriends

'Cause our dads are dead

They gave us some advice

But we forgot what they said

Dream girlfriends, no pushback

All we have is a cool uncle who let us use his boat

Dream girlfriends, never need to talk

You can tell your friends we're models

'Cause we were in some catalog

Dream girlfriends, no drama

'Cause we're party girls who wear cowboy hats to a bar

Low maintenance, hot and fitting in your world

You'll never want to wake up from us

We're short so we don't know that you're bald