Ye rap mere pyaare students ke liye, taiyaar?
I am sad Engineering karnaa pad raha hai, yaar
(Ayy) degree milee? (ayy)
Job milee? (ayy)
Hah, so silly! (ayy)
Sun, ye padhai, ye likhaai mere bas ka hee nahin
Main jab dekhtaa hoon, muje jamata hee nahin
Pass hona mera banataa hee nahin
Main saba padhata, kuch jamata hee nahin
Sir aaye, bole padhanaa hee nahin
It's time for assignment, darana hee nahin
Likh-likh ke haath hain sujaye
Is raddi ka koyi kaam-dhandha hee nahin
Sachchaee yahi kee jobs hee nahin (haan)
Sachchaee yahi bacchon mein nahin unity
Topper hain ye class ke, samjhe khud ko baap
Professor kee ye chate, bole karke dikhaa too bhee
Exam paas aayi, paas aayi
Fat ke haath mein aayi to raat bhar marai
Too hoga fail, mere bhaaee
Jo pooraa saal tune book ko shakal naa dikhaai
Engineer ban, mat ban kalaakaar
Sapane tuutate, hota atyaachaar
Bachapan se shauq mujko Art ka
Sadak band, aage band naakaa mere shauq ka (wooh)
Yaad dilaaun kya?
Ayy-ayy, yaad dilaaun kya?
Chhote, yaad dilaaun kya?
Yaad dilaaun?
Sapnaa ek dekha tha, fashion aazamaaounga
Jis field mein talent hai, vahaan machaaunga
Neend se uthaakar paapaa ne bhagaaya
Scholar ke saath fir padhane lagaaya
Inverse Integration!
Naam yaad mein aayaa kya? (aayaa kya?)
Yaad naa hone par usne das baar sikhaya tha (sikhaya tha)
Raat bhar mujko jagaaya tha (haan)
Chaay ka cup bhee pilaayaa tha (haan)
Net se dhoondh ke padhaayaa tha
Jo bhee padhaa, exam mein kuch bhee naa aayaa tha
Tab mera, tab mera naseeb kadak tha
Vo ladka alag tha
Use aayaa mujh pe kyun pyaar gazab ka?
Dikhaaya muje pooraa paper
Phir sir bola, VIVA mein tujko bithaata hoon
Jitna rata hai, vo bahaar main laata hoon (yeah)
Tujko jo yaad nahin hoga
Unheen savaalon se teri lagtaa hoon
Entrance exam se lakhon kee naukaree
Kah ke fnsaaya, main kabhi nahin bhuulegaa
Maan kee qasam, khud nikalaa vo ranker
Main sachcha last bencher, tujh jaison kee kholegaa (kholegaa)
Ek shabd bhee nahin bolegaa (haan)
Ye ladka kuch bhee nahin bolegaa (haan)
Aur fir bhee too ro legaa
Thodaa bhee nahin, ab pooraa hee dho legaa
Thand mein bhee khud ko jagaanaa padaa
Fresher's party thi jaanaa padaa
Head and Shoulder lagaa ke, dandruff bhagha ke
Crush pe impression jamaanaa padaa
Padhane mein slow the, ayy
Baithe peechhe row mein, ayy
Maine chits banaaya tha, ayy
Majaboor sa hoke
Padhane mein slow tha, rata naa hota
Slow hee naa hota to load hee naa hota
Maan-baap ne meri tution lagavai hai
Kya faaydaa, problem school nahin, padhai hai
Last bench se uthaakar naa aage bulaa
Aisa karega to degaa rulaa
Pehle hee royaa hoon, raat ko naa soyaa hoon
Karma se dar, yoon naa mujko sata
Chits bana, chits bana
Mia Khalifa band kar, zaraa chits bana
Susti kee baath hee nahin thi
Maine bola, "Porn band kar," too saba sada
Aaj ka sach yahi hai ki haal-filhal
Toppers kee izzat badee hain (badee hain)
Too first rank aa raha hai, chhote?
Rinky aur Pinky to mujse pati hain
Sach, sanakee hai meri, meri, meri gang
Tabhee to CR kee jalee, jalee, jalee gand
Parents jo bulawaaya, baja dee meri band
Bhaaree hai talent, bhaaree hai mera plan
Samajh mein aayaa kya? (samajh mein aayaa kya?)
Magaj mein aayaa kya? (magaj mein aayaa kya?)
Yaad mein aayaa kya? (yaad mein...)
Too mujko jhaadne aayaa kya?
Hilaane se bante bachche kya?
Chillane se bante sachche kya?
Gussa dikhaa kar bacchon ko daraa rahee hain
Unka dar samjhe ya jaane kya?
Notes maangata rahegaa, vo fir bhee nahin degi
Is baar exam teri kah ke hee legi
Baathon ka matlab badal ke bataane se
Sochaa ki answer sheet jalthee bharegi
College se seedha saba tution pe (haan)
Rat lete, jaise vo tote hain (naa)
Sikhaa maine kitaabon ko kholaa
Ki taareephen zameen par hote hain
Zameen par hote hain
Taareephen zameen par hote hain
Samajh mein aa gaya, chhote
Mujko samajh mein aa gaya
Ayy, chal kuch baath aur, dhyaan se sunanaa
Too mujh pe hansaa kyonki percentage meri kam hai
Abe, PUBG mein haara ke dikhaa, agar bam mein tere dam hai
Success ke peechhe nahin, excellence ke peechhe bhaag
Ye kehtha main nahin, kehthe hain aamir sahab
Kids, sachchaee hai ye, thaanaa nahin, diss
Samajh mein aayaa kya?
