Maybe This Christmas

It's Christmas time and Santa's here

Making the children smile

But he's just a pedophile

So you better watch your child

Christmas trees in every house

Covered in shiny lights

But they just turn brown and die

Or set your whole house on fire

These are the reasons I hate the seasons but imma give it a try

Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

Replace my heart ache and my pain

With mistletoe and candy cane

This Christmas could go my way

Having fun with all your friends

Sipping on that eggnog

But it just looks like jizz

All over your upper lips

House made out of ginger bread

Cookies like Christmas trees

Giving ya heart disease

And type 2 diabetes

These are the reasons I hate the seasons but imma give it a try

Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

Replace my heart ache and my pain

With mistletoe and candy cane

This Christmas could go my way

I've never seen reindeer fly

I've never heard the sleigh bells ring

I've never seen a snowman come to life

I've never heard the angels sing

But I hope and I pray

That maybe this Christmas day

That'll change

Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

Replace my heart ache and my pain

With mistletoe and candy cane

This Christmas could go my way

Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

Replace my heart ache and my pain

Let's just dance the night away

This Christmas is going my way

Just dance with me