I met her just last Wednesday

By Friday she was mine

Saturday she spent the night

And everything was fine

By Sunday she was on my nerves

I wanna be alone

Tuesday's here, it's been a week

Why won't she go home

In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead?

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again

The start of week two

She cooks me dinner at her pad

But I can't believe it's just so

I can meet her mom and dad

So I sat her down and told her

I just wanna be friends

Today when I got home

The crazy b***h was movin' in

In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again

Dear God, I'm so ashamed

I'll do anything to get laid

In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again