Your ex friend's sister

Met someone at a club and he kissed her

Turns out it was that guy you hooked up with ages ago

Some wannabe C lister

And all the outfits were terrible

2003, unbearable

Did you see the photos

No, I didn't, but thanks, though

I'm so in love that I might stop breathing

Drew a map on your bedroom ceiling

No, I didn't see the news

'Cause we were somewhere else

Stumbled down pretend alleyways, cheap wine

Make believe it's champagne

I was taken by the view

Like we were in Paris

Like we were somewhere else

Like we were in Paris, oh

We were somewhere else

Privacy sign on the door

And on my page and on the whole world

Romance is not dead if you keep it just yours

Levitated thought, all the messes made

Sip wine by my side in the shade

And not the kind that's thrown

I mean, the kind under where a tree has grown

I'm so in love that I might stop breathing

Drew a map on your bedroom ceiling

No, I didn't see them news

'Cause we were somewhere else

Stumbled down pretend alleyways, cheap wine

Make believe it's champagne

I was taken by the view

Like we were in Paris, oh

Like we were somewhere else

Like we were in Paris, oh

We were somewhere else

I wanna brainwash you

Into loving me forever

I wanna transport you

To somewhere the culture's clever

Confess my truth

In swooping [?]cursive letters

Let the only flashing lights

Be the tower at midnight

In my mind

We drew a map on your bedroom ceiling

No, I didn't see them news

'Cause we were somewhere else

In an alleyway, drinking champagne

'Cause we were in Paris

Yeah, we were somewhere else

My love, we were in Paris

Yeah, we were somewhere else