Down in Mexicali

There's a crazy little place that I know

Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce

And the boss is a cat named Joe

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He wears a red bandanna, plays a cool piano

In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

He wears a purple sash and a black mustache

In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

Well, the first time that I saw him

He was sittin' on a piano stool

I said "Tell me, man, when does the fun begin?"

He just winked his eye and said, "Man, be cool"

[Chorus]

He wears a red bandanna, plays a cool piano

In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

He wears a purple sash and a black mustache

In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

In Mexico

All of a sudden in walks a chick

In Mexico

Joe starts playing on a Latin kick

In Mexico

Around her waist she wore three fishnets

In Mexico

She started dancin' with the castanets

In Mexico

I didn't know just what to expect

In Mexico

She threw her arms around my neck

In Mexico

We started dancin' all around the floor

In Mexico

And then she did a dance I never saw before

So if you're south of the border

I mean down in the Mexico

And you wanna get straight, man, don't hesitate

Just look up a cat named Joe

[Chorus]

He wears a red bandanna, plays a cool piano

In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

He wears a purple sash and a black mustache

In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

[Outro]

Hey, como est usted senorita

Come with me to Mexico City

You can get your kicks in Mexico

Hahaha, crazy. Come with me, baby. Come with me

Ah we can watch the bull fights together

Come with me, senorita. yeah... yeah...