Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanted to take her home make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said f**k me like we f**ked bin laden ooh woah
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to f**k her harder then the military
F**ked bin laden
F**k bin laden
F**k bin laden
She wanted to f**k me harder then the us government
F**ked bin laden
She was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
The time osama bin laden got shot in the head
She said do me like that
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
That said again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban
Then a tunic
She said invade my cave with your special unit
I said he wasn't in a cave but there was no stopping
She demanded that I f**k her like we
F**ked bin laden
F**k bin laden
F**k bin laden
She wanted to f**k me harder then the us government
F**ked bin laden
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of bin laden
You're harboring a fugitive that ass
My justice will be punitive imma smash
Night vision they can see us through my go pro
She tried to negotiate I said thats a no no
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go go
She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta
Terrorize that p***y
Gotta terrorize that p***y
So I did it improvised some crazy shit
Seal team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said now you've finished me off throw my body in the ocean
I yell geronimo and took some pictures for posting
The president called he said congratulations conner
I said Mr president to what do I owe this honor
He said come give me the deets in the white house garden
I gots to know how you f**ked her like we
F**ked bin laden
F**k bin laden
F**k bin laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal
But she wanted me to f**k her like we f**ked bin laden
Ohh this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world famous attack that f**ked
Osama bin laden
