You're so so common

You're so semi-detached

You never see no point

You don't ever relax

You get your instructions from a voice on the radio

You look out your window

Stare at the door

There's three flying ducks

Nailed to the wall

Pay an anesthetic from a voice on the radio

The Flying Duck Theory is all very well

But it's hard to keep your head in and dispose

The whole world

The kids are screaming

They want their mom

The old man's been drinking

He wants a bit of fun

Music to screw by from a tune on the radio

Oh what's in the future

What's in it for you

Read another friends

It's something to do

A advice from a voice on the radio

The Flying Duck Theory is all very well

But it's hard to keep your head in and dispose

The whole world

Look out your window

Stare at your door

Those three flying ducks are

Still nailed to the wall

Paying anesthetic from a voice on the radio

The Flying Duck Theory is all very well

But it's hard to keep your head in and dispose

The whole world

The Flying Duck Theory is all very well

But it's hard to keep your head in and dispose

The whole world

The Flying Duck Theory is all very well

But it's hard to keep your head in and dispose

The whole world