Whaddaya say, kid?
Don′t got all day, kid
End of my shift
Just tell me the gift that you really want this year
Whisper it in my ear
All kinds of toys, kid
I want a Shirley Temple doll
That's not for boys, kid
Please, Santa?
Live and let live
Since when do I give a crap?
Down you go!
Up on Santa′s lap
Little Nancy wants a new toy train
Little Nancy's driving me insane
Ain't that a lovely Christmas mob?
I hate my job!
Hey, up on Santa′s lap
Higbee′s gotta pay me overtime
For the little freaks who come to climb
On Santa's lap
I like Santa!
Ew! He′s a wet one
Get him off of me and get me a towel!
What will I tell him?
Can't wait to smell him!
What is he like?
I want a new bike
But how should I ask for it?
Could you move up a bit?
What is he thinking?
What is he drinking? (Merry Christmas!)
Who knows what he might
Pull out of that bright
Red cap?
Up on Santa′s lap
He can make a Christmas dream come true
Which is something that I rarely do - ho, ho
On Santa's lap
Next!
See the beastly brats before us
Stretching miles through the aisles of the store
Please, Santa, don′t ignore us now
Who cares if they're stuck in line?
There's no way I′ll stay past nine
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Finally
After two eons and 59 minutes
The Parker boys were next in line to climb Mount Olympus
Up on Santa′s lap
Listen, Santa's got a lot to do
Santa′s not about to wait for you
Up on Santa's lap
What′s your name, little boy?
Hurry up, kid
Nearly nine!
Store's closing!
What do you want for Christmas?
Come on, kid!
My mind had gone blank
I was blowing it - blowing it! (Come on!)
How about a nice new toy?
No, no!
I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle!
You′ll shoot your eye out, kid!
Up on Santa's lap
Sorry, kid, that's all the time we′ve got
′Cause you only ever get one shot
On Santa's lap (on Santa′s lap)
On Santa's lap, ho ho ho ho!
