These are the tales that I tell so well These are the tales that I tell so well
I met this girl, her name was John She loved the way I rock on the microphone
When I met Jones, I took her home She was just like a doggie all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was Anne All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Anne, I shook her hand We ended up f***ing by a garbage can
The next young freak I met was Red I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to prick, is all she said We jumped in the sheets and we broke my back
There's another girl, her name is Mary Talk about sex and the girl acts scary
I heard she was freaking for my homeboy Jerry Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise Get her in the bed and the girls a beast
I tell your homeboy if you get a piece She'll only start talking about signing a lease
I met this 10th, her name was Laura An X -rated movie wouldn't tell her story
She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa And just like Lori, she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name was Michelle Her booty was bigger than a tail on a whip
When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her wet Her pussy got hotter than the flames in hell
I cheat this girl, her name is Tammy I didn't want to do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was Jackie I pulled her to the side and I spent that gang
I met a lot of freaks in my life span Freaked one night with a girl named Pam
The very next day I saw her with her man One week passed and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name's Janine She was 32 and I was only 18
She likes to freak, she's just a fiend It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and sloppy I'll kick on back and watch her mop
Two tons of fun, big mamma jamma A country girl from Alabama
I met this freak, her name was Bette Her pussy got wet and it smelt like death
I was tired as hell, I was dripping sweat But I was all up in her trying to hold my breath
Bait and shake us I met this freak in Vegas
She said her name was Donna She was a big little freak from China
I said I don't pimp or gigolo I'm having so much money I don't need a hoe
You can break yourself, but you can't break me You never met a player like short baby
I knew a dick sucker named Betty Jo Took her to my house and we did it on the phone
The girl got freak and I'll tell you mo She was down on her knees begging to blow
She's like another freak named Renee You get her all alone and she'll make your day
Like Burger King, she knows the play With a freak like Renee, you can have it your way
These are the tales that I tell so well These are the tales that I tell so well
I met this girl, thick as hell Only 16, said her name was Linnell
I took her to my house, I could not wait Her shit was much tighter than a century safe
Let me tell you this since we're talking young I met another girl, said her name was Yvonne
Always talking about having fun Once again, I forgot I had it going on
I'm so too short, couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get funky like female funk
So when you see me coming or see me going I keep my money, let the hoes keep brewing
I once met a hooker, she did it for free On the foothill bus number 43
All the way in the back, she was working me Had my big beatbox and I was jamming the beat
I met this freak, named Antoinette Mack on baby like an ice cold vape
Everything she had is what I get Cause I'm too short baby, I don't play that shit
I met another freak, her name was Rita Baby thought too short just might eat her
I told her like this shit could suck my peter Or either go home cause I knew I didn't need her
Scratched her name out my telephone book Never again took a second look
Cause the next young freak, her name was Sharon She kept looking while I kept staring
Baby came through with my homeboy Darren Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearing
She never left, he cut out I know you all know what I'm talking about
There's a freak named Shannon, such a sinner She smokes that pipe and she's getting thinner
Shannon is cool but her mind is gone One fat rock and it's going on
She had another buddy came by my place Thick ass bitch said her name was Grace
She walked in the door working late You should have seen that look that was on my face
She's like this tender named Belinda The homeboys called her Belinda the Blender
She gave head like she made it up She was 20 years old with a big round butt
Had a girl look like olive oil Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled
When she got mad her blood would boil But I wrapped her all up like aluminum foil
These are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales that I tell so well
It's going on Too short
Three weeks ago I met this freak She followed me around like Mary She
I hid around the corner and when she came I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
She said it was Anita Her man's in Santa Rita
I took her to my house and homeboy Ajita Sent her on her way the very next day
Playboy short was ready to play I bumped into this girl her name's Rochelle
We hit the motel and had it going on Holiday into the break of dawn
When I took baby home I freaked her mind I knew this tender named Cherie
I took her to my house and let her freak on me Baby was a fan she loved my feet
But I wouldn't raise my leg and let her kiss my feet
I met this freak named Yolanda Rode baby doll like a brand new Honda
I was on top she was up under The bed hit the wall and it sounded like thunder
I once had a date with a girl named Kitty She was so fine with her big fat tits
All night long she was acting shitty So I macked on baby like I was Frank Nicky
There's another girl her name is Rose I used to ride baby like brand new Vogue
I never saw Rose wearing clothes She's a penthouse piece ready to pose
I was riding down the street when I met Janet Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet
Ass everywhere I just can't stand it Tried to palm it but I could not manage
I had this freak her name was Bunny Said I'm the only man who ever called her Honey
Everything I did to her was funny I macked on Bunny and I took her money
8 to 9 a date with Shirley She was real short and her hair was curly
If you saw baby you'd like this girly She was so fine I went to get her early
Shirley was freaking like a girl named Rachel Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal
She likes to kiss all on my navel Those are her lips on top of my label
I knew another freak her name was Kenny Real big lips and they came in handy
I smooth got work and it was so dandy I hooked the broad up with my homeboy Randy
He did me a favor in return Gave me a lizard said her name was Laverne
Baby got tossed then I got on I grabbed the microphone and started singing my song
My young homeboy heard me rap And said he had way more freaks than that
So I told him like this They might be freaking
But boy you never had that T .P. treatment
