Mr lazy nearly set my arm on fire
When he touched my sleeve with a heated wire
And dave will tell you:
If he hadn't seen karen in her summer dress
He might have missed i can't say i blame him i guess
When he's around her he acts so silly
But i never dreamt he'd try to kill me
And dave will tell you:
She's a pretty girl a
Nd when she's around his mind's awhirl
But that's no excuse it makes me want to hurl
And dave will tell you:
I passed his class
In fact i got an A
I guess he just felt bad about that stupid day
