In my math class there was always an empty seat
And the stupid teacher don't even know-ow
The missing boy was always out on the street
Mucking around and playing vide-o-o
A former pac man champ gone right down the tubes
He spent his whole life at the mall
A total night life king that boy could really schmooze
He thought he had it all
They let him graduate they didn't want him around
A socially retarded jack of no tra-ades
He got married and got a job keeping the grounds
He still spends his money at the a-ar ca-ade
A former pac man champ gone right down the tubes
He spent his whole life at the mall
A total night life king that boy could really schmooze
He thought he had it all
He tried to kill he only ended up killing himself