Wait a minute man

Hey check this out man tell it

It was this blind man right,

it was this blind man right

He was feelin' his way down the

street with a stick right, hey

He walked past this fish market,

you know what I'm sayin'

He stopped he took a deep breath he said

Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha

You like that s t man

Hey man Ive got a gang of that s t man

Hey I'll tell you what

We'll all have a good time

We'll pull on the drug

And hey, hey if everybody try

on the mike I'll tell you all

these motherf kin' jokes I got

First I'm gonna start off like

that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags

baby thats all we need

We can go to the park, after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong

like cheech and chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint,

pick out the seeds and stems

Feeling high as hell

flyin' through Palmdale

Skatin' on dayton rims

So roll, roll, the '83

Cadillac coupe Deville

If my tapes and my CDs just

don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown

in small white town

They call it east side Palmdale

When the Afroman walked

through the white land

Houses went up for sale

Well I was standing on the

corner sellin' rap CDs

When I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my caddy

Because I didn't know her daddy

was the leader of the Ku Klu Klan

We f ked on the bed

F ked on the floor

F ked so long I grew a f kin' afro

Then I f ked to the left (left)

F ked to the right (right)

She sucked my d k 'til

the s t turned white

Thought to myself sheeba sheeba

Got my ass lookin' like a zebra

I put on my clothes and I was on my way

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

And so I ran I jumped

out the back window

But her daddy he was

waitin' with a two by four

He beat me to the left

He beat me to the right

The motherf ker whooped

my ass all night

But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad

Thats the best damn p y I ever had

Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

I'm gonna f k that

b h just one more time

Said colt 45 and two zigzags

baby thats all we need

We can go to the park, after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong

like cheech and chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint,

pick out the seeds and stems

Feeling high as hell

flyin' through Palmdale

Skatin' on dayton rims

So roll, roll, the '83

Cadillac coupe Deville

If my tapes and my CDs just

don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood

She had green hair but

damn she looked good

I took her to my house

because she was fine

But she whipped out a d k

that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan

Never made love with an African

I f ked her once, f ked her twice

I ate that p y like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the

stories I tell ya (tell ya)

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties too

So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii

Stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee"

Lips was breakfast, p y was lunch

Then her titties busted

open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife

in the state of Kentucky

Said I'll fry some chicken

if you'd just f k me

I came in her mouth, it was a crisis

I gave her my secret

blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags

baby thats all we need

We can go to the park, after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like cheech

and chong (hey wait a minute)

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with Hennessey

That country music really drove me crazy

But I rode that ass and

said yes miss daisy

Met this lady in Oklahoma

Put that p y in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan

I can't wait 'til I

f k that b h again

Met a real black girl

down in south Carolina

F ked her until she

turned into a white Albina

F ked this h r in Iowa

I f ked her on credit, so I owe her

F ked this girl down in Georgia

Came in her mouth, man

I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful se y hoe

She just ran across the border of Me ico

Fine young thing said her names Maria

I wrapped her up just

like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but I cant afford it

I know I'm gonna cry

when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags

baby thats all we need

We can go to the park, after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong

like cheech and chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint,

pick out the seeds and stems

Feeling high as hell

flyin' through Palmdale

Skatin' on dayton rims

So roll, roll, the '83

Cadillac coupe Deville

If my tapes and my CDs just

don't sell, I bet my caddy will