Gaston:

You've been dreaming, just one dream

Nearly all your life

Hoping, scheming, just one theme:

Will you be a wife?

Will you be some he man's property?

Good news! That he man's me!

This equation, girl plus man

Doesn't help just you

On occasion, women can

Have their uses too

Mainly to e tend the fam'ly tree

Pumpkin, e tend with me!

Gaston: We'll be raising sons galore

Belle:Inconceivable!

Gaston:Each built si foot four!

Belle:Unbelievable!

Gaston:

Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!

Belle:I'm not hearing this!

Gaston:

You'll be keeping house with pride!

Belle:Just incredible!

Gaston:Oh so gratified

Belle:So unweddable!

Gaston:That you are a part of

this idyllic scene.

Picture this A rustic hunting lodge,

my latest kill roasting over the fire,

my little wife massaging my feet, while

the little ones play on

the floor with the dogs.

Why we'll have si or seven!

Belle:Dogs?

Gaston:

No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me!

Belle:Imagine that!

Gaston:I can see that we will share

All that love implies

We shall be a perfect pair

Rather like my thighs

You are face to face with destiny!

All roads lead to...

The best things in life are...

All's well that ends with me!

Escape me? There's no way

Certain as "Do, Re,"

Belle, when you marry...

Gaston:So Belle, what would it be?

Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?

Belle:I...I just don't deserve you!

Gaston:Who does?

ME!

Belle: But thanks for asking