Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers

And they sure don't look like cowboy boots

And that ain't rock and roll you're playing

And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues

Singing a song about

Making love to your drummer

Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on

We don't all get into Donna summer

Do you happen to know

Any old hank Williams songs

Cause you see I'm a dinosaur

I should've died a long time before

Have pity on a dinosaur hand my hat

Excuse me man where's the door

It used to be I had a lotta fun

In this old hangout

We'd get stoned at the jukebox

And stay outta fights

Now and then we'd light a little

Smoke in the truck out back

Aww then a little old Jim beam

And we'd get right

And you know these flashing lights

Sure make me dizzy

And this disco's very strange to my ear

It looks like they've turned

The longhorn into a spaceship

And I'll be leaving just as soon as

I finish this beer

Cause you see I'm a dinosaur

Should've died a long time before

There's a whole lotta dinosaurs

Give us our hats excuse me man

But where's the door

Get us our hats

Excuse me man where's the door