I love sinking a line, I love cracking a beer

I love a good party crowd like the one I got here

And to my two ex-wives, it might sound kind of shitty

But I′ve always loved those girls with big titties

It started as a youngun, in about the fifth grade

That's the first time I recall thinking ′bout getting laid

That teacher of mine, she wasn't even all that pretty

But Lord, oh my God, she had great big ol' titties

I hope you′re picking up what I′m throwing down

I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round

It just ain′t the same when they're small and little bitty

I′ve always loved those girls with big titties

I love playing my guitar, I love smoking my grass

I love making love, I love kicking ass

Them girls out in the country and there's a few in every city

Walking around with them great big old titties

I love Waylon and Hank, Hank Jr. and Merle

Love cash and my paycheck, love sweet mini pearl

But nobody′s like Dolly, not even ol' Conway Twitty

'Cause Conway didn′t have them great big ol′ titties

I hope you're picking up what I′m throwing down

I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round

It just ain′t the same when they're small and little bitty

I′ve always loved those girls with big titties

It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty

(That′s what she said)

I′ve always loved those girls with them great big ol' titties

I guess little titties are okay too