Triple that, Grayto (Triple that, Grayto)

All in her ear like I'm Paul Revere (Hey)

She don't wanna f**k me, she queer

Send 'em to war, I ain't talkin' about civil

Been on a streak like a hellstorm missile

Stay on the bus and you talk to Mrs. Frizzle

I hop out the whip like it's abyssal

Steppin' on 'em, lil' b**h you a Tom Ford

Make 'em battle like Lexington–Concord

Dump your tea in the ocean

Jerk off your musket with no lotion

Who the f**k you think you taxin'?

Redcoats actin' up, 'bout to get a slashin'

Sneak in the castle, Queen of England gonna get some action

With your girl and wе signin' this declaration (Hey, hey, hеy)

Carrier pigeon spreadin' misinformation (Hey, hey, hey)

Load up the musket, I ain't talkin' bout Elon

I got a stick she can feel on

I'm ridin' my horse like a Nissan

These boys are some mustard, some dijon

Call me boy George, load up the canon (Load it up)

Catch you in the field, slap you with a salmon (Hoo)

Your b**h wants to steal my pantaloons

Goin' monkey on the Brits, call me John C. Baboon

Pull out my cup of tea, I'm shootin' violently

Ridin' my horse, I'm not flying this privately

My maiden loyal, she never would lie to me

In 1800s, robs banks up on Iverly

Gotta wear a wig, where's my privacy though?

Wooden teeth but got no lice in this fro

Mustache like the Monopoly bro

My horse got crash, it's on top of me though

Can't feel my legs and it looks like I'm dead

All of the blood rushin' straight to my head

No doctor in sight and no help is around me

I am so foolish, I'm done with the clownery

Paul Revere, f**k outta here

'Bout to tell yo' girl that I am the loudest here

When the British ain't comin', yo b**h is cummin'

Your p**y ass ain't allowed in here