Santa baby I must admit

That you were a dear last year

But December is here

Santa baby

So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby

That Cadillac is falling apart won't start

A private plane would be smart

Santa baby

So hurry down the chimney tonight

Though the yacht was rather sheik

Now it's really shot

Last week it sprang a leak

And so please now hold your breath

Buy me the Queen Elizabeth

Santa baby

That sable's really not in the pink

Just think how I'd look in white mink

Santa baby

And hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa darlin'

I need some land so please be my host

To most of the Florida coast

Santa baby

And hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie

And please help out my pet charity

You see

Naturally that's me

Santa cutie

So hurry down the chimney tonight

Bring a nice big Christmas box

Filled with plain old ordinary common stocks

And please trim up my tree this yule

With one large pear shaped swimming pool

Santa baby

For every little trinket you give

I live be appreciative

Santa baby

And hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

There's only 365 days till Christmas