Oh, hey, Lucy.

What's up?

Check this out.

I just got the juiciest text from Charlotte who told me the nastiest thing about Kendra.

Kendra?

No!

What?

Alright, I'll tell you.

But remember... Everything Charlotte says is a lie

It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

You better not believe her

Cause she said she saw

Kendra and Evan at the mall

Standing face to face

Laughing, and talking, and holding hands

Slipping all the way to first base!

But everything Charlotte says is a lie

You better not believe her

Kendra and Evan?

Yep.

But what about Brett?

Oh, I know!

She is so full of it!

But really, really, really don't say anything.

Of course not!

I won't say a word.(Phone rings)

Yello?

Cassie?

Charlotte!

Cassie & Charlotte:

Yo!

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Everything Molly says

Molly & Lucy:

It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Everything Molly says is a lie

Molly & Lucy:

You better not believe her

Cause I just heard that

Molly & Lucy:

She said she saw

Kendra and Evan

On their bikes

Having a little race

Molly saw Kendra at the park

Letting Evan get to second base!

But everything Charlotte says is a lie

Molly & Lucy:

You better not believe her

Holy macaroni

No, it can't be true

No, you can't repeat a single word I'm telling you

And oh!

Can you imagine what Brett would do

If he heard that kind of a rumor

Everything Cassie says is a lie

Everything Molly says is a lie

Everything Charlotte says

It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

Making up stories, I don't know why

You better not believe her

So don't think nothing,

She just told me

She said she saw

Kendra and Evan at the game

And they vanished without a trace

When she saw Kendra under the bleachers

Letting Evan get to third base!

Holy macaroni!

No, it can't be true

There's an awful lot of trouble they can get into

And oh!

Can you imagine what Brett would do

If he heard that kind of a rumor?

Everything Kendra says is a lie

Eddie & Malcolm:

It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

Doing the tongue with some other guy

Eddie & Malcolm:

You better believe it

Cause he said

She saw

She said

She saw

He said

He saw

Kendra and Evan at the mall

At the movies

At the zoo

And I just saw them, right now!