The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long and likewise wise
But headstrong strong
And he sings this very lugubrious song
As he sails through the great Arctic Ocean Blue
Oh why do I swim through seas antarctical Oooo
Freezing cold in every particle Oooo
Some porpoises invited me to come and join their school
They brought me here and then swam away and shouted April Fool
If I ever catch that school of porpoises Oooo
They won't get no Habeas Corpuses Oooo
I'm lost and alone in a frozen zone and I' almost frozen too
A shivering quivering bottle-nosed whale
The bottle-nosed whale with the flu
Ch oo-ch oo-ch oo-ah Tshcoo
Oh I used to play like a gay Leviathan
Ugh huh huh huh huh huh huh
Squirting up jets like a soda siphon Whooosh
Now every time I try to life my hanky to my nose
A great harpoon goes whistling by to a shout of "There she blows "
I like my oceans equatorial Oooo
Where the water's warm and the breeze lass Boreal Oooo
It's Fahrenheit minus twenty-nine and I don't know what to do
A rubbery Blubbery bottle-nosed whale
The bottle-nosed whale with the flu
Ch oo-ch oo-ch oo-ah Tshcoo
The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long and likewise wise
But headstrong strong
And he sings this very lugubrious song
As he sails through the Ocean Blue
Though red your nose though your toes are froze Though cold it seems to you
Remember the tale of the bottle-nosed whale
Who has not even got his own hot water bot
The bottle-nosed whale with the flu