i can't tell of you
'cause i don't love a thing
i guess i love my mother
'cause she gave me everything
and i guess i love my father
cause he's my family
and my brother and my sister
but really i don't love a thing
i can't say i want you
cause that would not be right
i'm not thinking of you
when i'm alone at night
i cannot say i love you
cause i don't love a thing
sip for coffee in the morning
and the flowers of the spring
oh no what can i do
i love lots of stupid things
but i don't love you
oh no what can i say
you're the nicest boy i know
and i wish you'd go away
did i say i love you
it was a mistake
was it when you took your clothes off
that's just courtesy i think
was it when you held me in your arms
and gazed into my eyes
you must have misheard me
for i do not tell lies
oh no what can i do
i love lots of stupid things
but i don't love you
oh no what can i say
you're the nicest boy i know
and i wish you'd go away
you're the nicest boy i know
and i wish you'd go away
you're the nicest boy i know
won't you please go away
kiss me if you can
but don't ask me to stay
kiss me if you can
but then you'll have to go away
you might think i'm crazy or cruel or insane
when did i get so careless with my heart
and with i'm cold and i'm unmoving
i have no hearts desired
though i'd love a glass of wine
and a kitten by the fire
oh no what can i do
i love lots of stupid things
but i don't love you
oh no what can i say
you're the nicest boy i know and i wish
you'd go away
i can't say i love you 'cause i don't love a thing
i do not love the spotlight
and i do not love to sing
and i do not love the cello and i do not love to write
and i would not like to make out
or scratch and kiss and bite
oh no what can i do
i love lots of stupid things
but i don't love you
oh no what can i say
you're the nicest boy i know and i wish
you'd go away
if i say i love you you should be forewarned
it's probably i'm horny and it's probably i'm bored
i care so very little much less than you might think
though i'd love to fall in love
and i would love to have a drink
oh no what can i do
i love lots of stupid things
but i don't love you
oh no what can i say
you're the nicest boy i know and i wish
you'd go away
oh no can i do
if you tell me you love me
i'll tell you we're through
oh no what can i say
you're the nicest boy i know
and i wish you go away
oh no what can i do
i love lots of stupid things
but i don't love you
i love lots of stupid things
but i don't love you
i love lots of stupid things
but i don't love you
i love lots of stupid things but i do not
